The Grey Coffee Mug. I shall prevent your crime, and I shall do it in a very hyperactive fashion.Black Shark
Grey Wall………
I am….THE BEIGE DRESSER
Blandly dressing up crime to make it seem like something else!
Holy shit. I’m a politician.
The Blue Pizza Box
the black condom……………………..
Pinstripe Blue Combination Chair-Desk
Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue.
Black Nailpolish….. k
The blue penguin. Obviously I can freeze people and summon penguins instantly :D
The Gray Panther.
Yes, good.
RED COUCH COVER
Purple smartphone?
The Black Pillbottle is here to rescue you!
I am… THE BLACK CHAIR. With me you can commit your crime really comfotably.
(Source: hybridbattery)
white water .. IM PRETTY COOL
I AM GREEN CHANDELIER, FUCK YEAH
…i’m the plaid nonfat latté. superhipster superhero? (with whipped cream on top.)
Grey cover… awesome.
DAMMIT ABI! I GOT GREY PILLOW TOO. D:
PINK PILLOWS! Basically sounds like I’m talking about my boobs.
Purple Nailpolish uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The Grey Coffee Mug. I shall prevent your crime, and I shall do it in a very hyperactive fashion.
I am… THE BLACK CHAIR. With me you can commit your crime really comfotably.
The grey table. Well shit
THE TY-DYE TEXTBOOK
Black Table! Be warned for I can be dangerous, but usually only if you’re trying to walk around a room in the...
The Black Slippers.. Umm okay then..
The Plaid Pillow!!!! I think we’re forming the Justice League of Pillows.
Gray pillow… FEAR ME
Brown Armchair. f-yeah!
BOYFRIEND wait The White Programmable Logic Controller….
Yellow Fiance. Have no fear.
I’m the pink pillow
The striped pillow. Wtf, lol. :D
The Green Lamp… Close enough
Yea, that’s right. I am The Gray Chapstick!
the black cup o.o
TURQUOISE TEA BAG! woooooo
The White Charger. Interesting…
The Multi-Coloured Empty Packet of Contraceptive Medication These always turn out terrible for me.
the white usb cable
Black beanie ^Mines worse
Floral bear. Be intimidated.
White….White Board. That’s not redundant.
Yellow Thermometer
The Green Blanket
Green Desk Lamp! (or Green Lantern lol)
naked sleeping husband. yup i’m someone you’d want around in an emergency.