people who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.
(via unkunkel)
DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD
the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
(via whisk-ey)
Ugh my whole body is completely sensitive to the touch right now - meaning my skin feels really sore, to the point where clothes feel uncomfortable and washing my hands hurts (!). Usually means I have a bad cold coming, but idk. No sore throat or nuffin.
I just feel incredibly miserable and want someone to (carefully) hug me and spoil me. Or at least have some kind words.
Rewatching Eurovision, because I missed it last night because wedding, and OMG CAN THE AUDIENCE PLEASE NOT CLAP IF THEY CAN’T GET THE FRIGGIN RHYTHM (or speed) RIGHT?!
do this with my skeleton when i die please
(via spacegirlfriend)